The Hogwarts Guide to Buddhist Practice: Which House Are You?

Written by Mireille Lai
Edited by Doreen
Illustrations by Dittha
4 mins read
Published on Nov 1, 2024
The Hogwarts Guide to Buddhist Practice: Which House Are You?

TLDR: Discover how your favourite Hogwarts house reflects your Buddhist practice style. Explore the diverse paths to enlightenment through this magical analogy.

Much like the four houses of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, there are four broad types of Buddhists one encounters on the spiritual journey. 

Just as a witch or wizard is sorted into Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin based on their dominant traits, each Buddhist tends to align more with certain attributes emphasised in the Dhamma. With a light-hearted nod to J.K. Rowling’s magical world, let’s explore the four houses of Buddhism.  

Ravenclaw

The Hogwarts Guide to Buddhist Practice: Which House Are You?

Ravenclaws prize intelligence, learning, wit and wisdom. 

“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure,” said Rowena Ravenclaw, and the Buddha would agree. For in the pursuit of wisdom and understanding, the mind is freed from the shackles of ignorance and suffering. Just as the eagle soars above the clouds, the enlightened Ravenclaw rises above the mundane, seeking the ultimate truth of Nibbana.

In the Buddhist context, these are the sutta-quoting scholars. They have memorised countless Pali discourses and can recite teachings with ease.

Ravenclaws tend to be Dhamma followers rather than faith followers, relying more on intellectual understanding than devotional practices. 

However, their weakness lies in applying what they’ve learned. Obsessed with conceptual knowledge of Dhamma, Ravenclaws get lost in analysis paralysis.

Ravenclaw Buddhists risk missing the forest for the trees if they don’t supplement study with practice. Creativity is one of Ravenclaws’ traits – and they should make use of this strength to find ways to practise in their daily lives.

Hufflepuff

The Hogwarts Guide to Buddhist Practice: Which House Are You?

Hufflepuffs value hard work, patience, loyalty and fair play. They are also known to be modest and inclusive, usually accepting of everyone. One can’t help but think that the Karaniya Metta Sutta would resonate with someone identifying as a Hufflepuff! In the Dhamma, these diligent disciples practise with steadfast determination but little attachment to results. 

They put in long hours of meditation and selfless service. Hufflepuff Buddhists show up reliably to support their sangha (community). Metta (loving-kindness) is their superpower as they are generally accepting of everyone.

Similarly, Hufflepuffs tend to be faith followers who resonate with devotional practices with a lower level of heavy skepticism in their minds. 

But they can burn out if they don’t balance effort with self-care and enjoyment of the journey. While hard work is admirable, Hufflepuffs must avoid turning the spiritual path into a chore by remembering the joy of practice. 

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Gryffindor

The Hogwarts Guide to Buddhist Practice: Which House Are You?

Gryffindors exemplify bravery, daring and nerve. As Buddhists, they courageously confront inner demons and question long-held beliefs. Unafraid of doing what’s unpopular, Gryffindors are often the first to sign up for 10-day silent retreats, and meditation sessions in cemeteries and openly share their faith with others. 

Nothing is off limits, as Gryffindors boldly experiment and innovate in their practice. But they occasionally act rashly without sufficient preparation or guidance.

Their daring spirit needs direction, lest it devolve into reckless or impulsive behaviour that harms themselves and others. To skillfully navigate the peaks and valleys of practice, Gryffindor Buddhists would benefit from learning patience to complement their boldness.

Slytherin

The Hogwarts Guide to Buddhist Practice: Which House Are You?

Slytherins are ambitious, and shrewd, and achieve goals through any means. In the Dhamma, these strategists adeptly utilise tools and techniques to attain high levels of concentration or insight.

Slytherins follow the path because it leads to their own long-term welfare and happiness. 

They are more likely to take medical leave to go on retreat, claiming it as essential for mental health. Nothing will stop a Slytherin Buddhist from realising the end of suffering. They might even game the YouTube algorithms of their loved ones so that their recommended videos become all Dhamma talks!

However, they risk getting caught up in spiritual materialism, competing or chasing status. Slytherins must remember the path is not just about building their spiritual wealth but it is also about letting go. And that includes giving when it is difficult.

Remembering the impermanence of selves

Each of us contains qualities of all four houses. Our dominant traits ebb and flow depending on circumstances. 

Take Ajahn Brahm for example: earlier in his life, he had won a scholarship to study theoretical physics in the University of Cambridge – an accomplishment that would have made any Ravenclaw proud. Even today, his ability to take key concepts in Buddhism and make it accessible for the general audience shows his wit & wisdom – traits of a Ravenclaw!

Yet, his skillful and sometimes unconventional teaching methods, combined with his ambitious projects (like building one of the largest Buddhist monasteries in the Southern Hemisphere), show his Slytherin-like qualities.

At the same time, he also embodies the teachings on loving-kindness & compassion, emphasising the importance of extending compassion to all beings, including oneself. Not to mention the hardship he had endured in the early days when he first went to Thailand to ordain in the 70s. Hufflepuff? Possibly!

Lastly, his willingness to stand up for gender equality and the LGBT community would make him a likely Gryffindor candidate too. (Also, fun story – Ajahn Brahm recalls the time he stayed overnight in a cave despite being warned about its spooky reputation for driving monks mad and his encounter with a ghost.) Nerve and chivalry – check. 

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The sorting hat would have a tough time trying to sort him into a house, possibly creating a new hatstall record in the process. 

Conclusion

The wise practitioner recognises strengths and limitations in themselves to skillfully steer clear of imbalances. Just as the houses unite for the greater good at Hogwarts, different Buddhist temperaments complement one another to form a vibrant community.

Ultimately, we are all journeying towards the same destination through diverse paths. May we support each other along the way.

In conclusion, while we may start out resembling a particular Hogwarts house, true progress lies in cultivating a balanced blend.

No single attribute like courage or intelligence is enough on its own. Knowing our proclivities helps steer clear of pitfalls to keep growing as Buddhists. 

With self-awareness and community support, we can skillfully work with our nature instead of against it to realise awakening, just as the houses of Hogwarts work together to maintain a school of magic. The journey may look different for each of us, but the destination is one.


Wise Steps:

  1. Recognise your strengths: Embrace the positive aspects of your Buddhist ‘house’ as each approach has unique strengths that can enhance your spiritual journey. 
  2. Cultivate balance: Strive to develop qualities from all four ‘houses’. A well-rounded practice incorporates elements of study, devotion, courage, and strategy. 
  3. Appreciate diversity: Recognise the value of different approaches within the Buddhist community. Understanding various practitioner types can foster mutual respect and support. 

Author: Mireille Lai

Mireille identifies as a householder who is fond of adornments and small furry animals.

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